Heyo...guess what? I am totally trying to go to the restroom like a real person. I don't care for it much, but I am trying, nonetheless.
Like, take for instance, today. My mom got me home from school and immediately put me on my tiny little toilet, and pointed my duma-jigger down, which is where I held it until I got bored. What the heck is all that waiting for? Stupid...so after my mom ran out of patience, she let me get up. Then I let her FLY! Woohoo...that's right, I pee'd all over the carpet in the bathroom. My mom just laughed and then she texted my dad a ton of pictures of me in very compromising positions, trying to use my new found skill. Whatever...nothing new there. She makes me crazy, you know that?
OK....my dad worked for the last 6 days in a row, so tomorrow is the first day in a while and we're SO excited to get some alone time at home together. And it's a Friday, so we're both planning on sleeping in.
Love you!
Ben
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