Using the wisk!

Well, this morning was mommy's job to get up w/ me today.  Saturday!  And it's the first Aggie game of the season, so we're all jumpy and excited around here anyway. 

OK, this ought to get you caught up on the drama in Aggieland.  You see...there's this guy named Johnny Manziel and he's the QB for Texas A&M.  Won the Heisman last year...you may have heard of him.  Anyhow, mom thinks he probably did give out a few signatures for money...but hey, he's a kid, he's fresh out of HS and he got caught up in the magic, right? Let the kid be a kid.  Move on...cuz he can back up his trash talking all the way down the road.  And I mean, all the way...this kid is a fighter.  So...suffice to say he's been suspended, along w 8 other football players for A&M for the first half of the game against the Rice Owls, and some players for this entire first game.  Slap on the wrist, if you ask me. lol...plus Matt Joeckle has already led the Ags down field for a TD.  Come on Ags!

OK...so the point of my post is to tell you how truly helpful I am.  My mom just gets amazed by me all the time.  This morning she was making waffles & eggs, and bull if I didn't want to help out. I always do.  So, today...I motioned to her, pointing to a chair, and she said that yes I could pull it over to get on it and stand at the sink w/ her while she was cracking the egg's open into the pyrex bowl. 

So, she pulls out this little tiny wisk...and started whipping up the milk and chees into the eggs.  This time I wanted to help, so I grabbed the spoon and she wisked from the top.  I laughed my butt off, too...cuz it was so funny to see the eggs and cheese swirling around in there.

She also made a fresh batch of biscuits for my dad, cuz he put in a special order before he went to bed last night.  She always does what he wants...such a sucker for him, she is.  She admits it too, so it's not a big deal that I tell it to everyone on this blog. 

He's a sucker for her too, so honestly they both do the most that they can for one another.  I like seeing how in love they are, but I get SO annoyed when they kiss.  Grrr.  Sometimes they give each other these little kisses over and over and over and over and I finally have had enough, so I rush over to get in between them.  Sometimes I head bomb them and just let my head break their 2 heads up. I guess that could be potentially dangerous, couldn't it?  Well...I just want what I want when I want it.  Is that so bad?  Naahh.  They just laugh and keep on kissing.  I know.  Annoying, right?  I think they do it just to get me riled up...it works.  Haha.

Have a great Labor Day weekend, everybody!  Love you!
Ben

Potty Training Ready!

Heyo...guess what?  I am totally trying to go to the restroom like a real person.  I don't care for it much, but I am trying, nonetheless.

Like, take for instance, today.  My mom got me home from school and immediately put me on my tiny little toilet, and pointed my duma-jigger down, which is where I held it until I got bored.  What the heck is all that waiting for?  Stupid...so after my mom ran out of patience, she let me get up.  Then I let her FLY!  Woohoo...that's right, I pee'd all over the carpet in the bathroom.  My mom just laughed and then she texted my dad a ton of pictures of me in very compromising positions, trying to use my new found skill.  Whatever...nothing new there.  She makes me crazy, you know that?

OK....my dad worked for the last 6 days in a row, so tomorrow is the first day in a while and we're SO excited to get some alone time at home together.  And it's a Friday, so we're both planning on sleeping in.

Love you!
Ben