The hair dryer scares me

Hi everybody,

Well, this morning was another one for the books.  That's what my mom always says, when she's retelling these silly stories about me.  This morning, I was hanging out w/ her, in the master bathroom, while she was getting ready for work.  We do it that way, cuz daddy gets up SO early with me, and then after mommy's shower, I hang with her while daddy makes her breakfast to go. 

I've been sleeping in a lot, so my poor dad gets up early, expecting me to be playing in my bed, and only finds a little boy, looking about 2 inches longer and 4 lbs heavier, still sleeping like a rock.  I sometimes look completely different than the night before.  My parents think it's crazy!  I'm growing like a weed. 

Well, this morning was no different than any other morning. Except that mommy blew through another hair dryer.  She says she has horrible luck with hairdryers....just like her friend, Miss JuJu, has with her phones.  Well......mommy thought it would be so cute to show me the hair dryer.  Especially since she was using that 'jank' one, since it's her back-up, in case of an emergency just like this!  Now, the jank hair dryer has a high pitch noise, and about as much air coming out of it as I'd make by doing a simple 'Poof' from my own tiny lips.  NADA!  And it sounds weird, so why she would let it point at me, w/ that warm air is beyond me.  The woman is nuts. 

And apparently, the apple didn't fall far, because after she sprayed me w/ the warm air, I flipped out.  And I mean FLIPPED OUT.  I lost it and began crying, like someone was intentionally hurting me.  Listen, I'm as dramatic as the next kid, but I really got scared by the hairdryer.  Embarrassed to admit it.  Mommy started giggling, so at first I was so annoyed w/ her.  Then, I decided that I would just show her...so I crawled directly under her, in between her legs, on the floor.  She moved and tried to get me to move...but I crawled right back underneath her legs.  I was NOT moving. 

Somehow she thought this was funny, and started howling w/ that yeck-yeck laugh.  Crazy lady...she thinks everything I do is so funny...but I'm just being me.  Hiding up under my mom's legs from a hairdryer.  LOL.  Sounds pathetic, doesn't it?  :)))))  I'm a man.  I can admit a fault, when I see one.

Hope you enjoyed the story!
B